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This tee speaks in dry humor and late-afternoon honesty. Soft, midweight cotton and a relaxed crew neck make it an easy go-to for long shifts, quick errands, or low-key nights out. The front text delivers a wry confession in a bold-but-clean type that reads like a private joke shared between coworkers at the end of a long week. Wear it with worn jeans, an overshirt, or under a cardigan — it slips into routines without trying too hard and sparks a laugh when you need one.
The feel is familiar and unpretentious: breathable cotton, a classic cut that doesn’t cling, and a no-fuss collar that keeps its shape. It’s the kind of shirt that becomes part of the rotation — the one you reach for after a long day when comfort and a little self-aware humor matter most.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable, smooth, good for printing
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design for crisp text detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty (made in Nicaragua)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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$28.00
The feel is familiar and unpretentious: breathable cotton, a classic cut that doesn’t cling, and a no-fuss collar that keeps its shape. It’s the kind of shirt that becomes part of the rotation — the one you reach for after a long day when comfort and a little self-aware humor matter most.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable, smooth, good for printing
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design for crisp text detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty (made in Nicaragua)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat